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My name is Mimi. It seems that you have stumbled across my blog... I am so sorry.

partymanyeah:

lyssorz:

Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer.

perfection preserve for a millions years

partymanyeah:

lyssorz:

Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer.

perfection preserve for a millions years

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

montondemierda:

I MUST GO, ATLANTIS NEEDS ME

montondemierda:

I MUST GO, ATLANTIS NEEDS ME

radgreymon:

My FAVORITE type of white people are the white people who are afraid to even say “black”

"Hey ma’am, who was the associate who helped you today?"

"The uhhh…. uhhh the uhh girl over there!"

"Which one?"

"The girl with the uhhh… the boots and the uhh….. legs! HER!"

neatpotatoes:

diamoncls:

do u ever wonder if any ppl u were friends with in childhood turned out to be rly gay

i was the one who turned out really gay

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”