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My name is Mimi. It seems that you have stumbled across my blog... I am so sorry.

radgreymon:

My FAVORITE type of white people are the white people who are afraid to even say “black”

"Hey ma’am, who was the associate who helped you today?"

"The uhhh…. uhhh the uhh girl over there!"

"Which one?"

"The girl with the uhhh… the boots and the uhh….. legs! HER!"

neatpotatoes:

diamoncls:

do u ever wonder if any ppl u were friends with in childhood turned out to be rly gay

i was the one who turned out really gay

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

biologizeable:

becausebirds:

fruitsgarden:

please dont ever let me forget about this duck ever again

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WAIT REALLY
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED

biologizeable:

becausebirds:

fruitsgarden:

please dont ever let me forget about this duck ever again

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WAIT REALLY

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED

pizzaforpresident:

This is the most important book in the world

pizzaforpresident:

This is the most important book in the world

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

differentkev:

hamtaryo:

grammy get your shit together

oops silly potato

differentkev:

hamtaryo:

grammy get your shit together

oops silly potato